Archive for July, 2008

Who is Jack Schitt you ask?

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know jack schitt."

Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.

I wish I could take credit for this awesome text but i can't I have no idea who wrote it.

Lost and found

On Friday I was flying my mini ultra stick and totally lost control over it, ditched it into the cornfield….  went looking for it and could not find it no matter what.

Yesterday I was determined to find it. Isaac and Lester helped me to find it, we walked over 180 rows of corn without finding it. I was beat and my feet hurt so bad due to the uneven ground on the field. 

After spending almost two hours in the corn we gave up. I went to BK and got lunch for all of us.  Later on Isaac was testing another flyers yak and lost the cowling in the cornfield….  While flyers were looking for the cowling they found my plane!!!!  AMAZING!

Tango

I just started on it. Coming along nicely.

Peekabooo

Kes wants some attention.

Blogging from my iphone.

I am testing this wordpress app for my phone and it seems to work pretty good. A way of including photos inline could have been nice is but one gets over it.

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New phone.

Last Saturday at the field while putting up posts we got hit by the storm of the century!
And my car had it's driver side window open….  soaked my wallet and made my iPhone damp. :(

It was dead..  screen did not respond and I was bumming. Today I went into the local applestore and they said that the warranty expired like 12 days ago. Typical I thought, however the dude behind the desk was beyond awesome!!! He says "We'll just replace it anyway" My jaw just dropped!! NO WAY!!! Frigging amazing!! APPLE ROCKS!!!!

Outstanding service!

From here on everything I buy I'll get from them. I'll even get the iButter and iBread and even the iMilk when they release them!

What else? Been busy with RC planes…  saw a couple of movies lately both of them VERY good. HellBoy II and the new Batman flick Dark Knight. Highly recommended.

On Tuesday my new plane will arrive a Hangar-9 Tango 40 ARF.

I'll blog more when I have the time.

I have a cat :)

4th of july at Rick’s

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